I have little to say about this arc. So far it has been uneventful and disappointing. All I can say is if Cyclops doesn’t die at the end of it, I may stop reading Marvel. That’s a lie. I love Marvel. But Cyclops still needs to die. If anyone is a bigger douchebag in the Marvel universe, I have yet to see him/her.
Reasons Why Cyclops Sucks:
Your first wife died and you did nothing to even remotely try to save her.
She loved a short, hairy Canadian with a drinking problem and an outdated catch phrase more than you.
Seriously, he wears plaid shirts. Al Borlean stole your girlfriend/wife.
You have no personality or charisma yet you lead a team of super heroes. No wonder the world hates you and your “people”.
Your second wife cheats on you with a dude that smells like canned tuna.
Your optic blast is the stupidest mutant power and does nothing. You continuously get the snot beaten out of you.
Your ruby sunglasses are dumb. Stop wearing them.
You can’t even make a jet pack look cool.
If I had a nickel for every time you yelled JEEEAAANNNN! in the 90’s cartoon, I’d be a fucking millionaire.
You optic blasted Captain Fucking America for no good reason.
In the Age of Apocalypse, where everybody looks and acts more badass, you have a look that is reminiscent of Kris Angel and Justin Beiber. With one eye. Douche.
Your own son despises you.
You refused to let Deadpool join the X-Men, probably because he is ten times cooler than you.
You whine about EVERYTHING. Professor X should have mind melted you back in the 60’s when he had that weird crush on Jean Grey when she was 15 and he was like 70…but anyways, he probably would have stole her from you too.
I’m sorry, I really hate Cyclops. Jubilee is ten times better.