January 2012
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Review - Being Human
SPOILER ALLLEEERRRTTTT
So I thought it was time to conduct another review, as I’ve just been ranting lately about ridiculous things. I’m still loving New Girl, however another show caught my attention last season and has truly found it’s niche. Being Human, on Sci Fi (or SYFY which it has stupidly become) was a show that began last year and showed a lot of promise. ...
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The King of Laziness
Two of the biggest bombs have been dropped on Western Civilization. This will change life as we know it. People will be rejoicing in the streets. Statues will be built to commemorate this momentous occasion. Burger King has started delivery services and Taco Bell will be offering breakfast. That’s right folks, if you haven’t heard it yet, the fast food market has grown to better...
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I Would Sugar Coat It...But You'd Probably Eat...
If you’re like 62% of America, you’re either overweight or in the obese category. You dread that trip to the doctor where they strip you down to your skivvies and put you on that cold, metal, unforgiving scale…The doctor then scribbles “fatass” or something of that nature on your chart and gives you “the talk”. Citing heart disease and other lovely...
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You Are Now Entering the 3rd Dimension!!!
So I was going to give a review of the new Underworld movie but decided against it. If you want to see it, you will without my blessing. I thought it was okay, much better than that atrocious pile of feces that was the prequel. I did see it in 3D which was worth it for maybe one or two scenes. 3D movies have been overtaking the market, forcing people to shell out an additional five bucks to...
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This Blog is Epic
This is so epic. My new car is so epic. Dude, that crap I took was totes epic. Ever since the geekolution reared it’s ugly head, this word has gotten more use than Hangover quotes in a dirty frathouse. Seriously, everyone…EVERYONE uses this word because I guess it’s cool now. Yah Dudes, Cheerleaders, even Rappers think they can use this word because they caught this...
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Review: New Girl
This is going to be my first review. Sorry if it’s short or unimaginative, but I’m tired and want to go to bed.
-New Girl on Fox
Sweet Baby Jesus this is my favorite show on television right now and I felt it proper that it be my first review. Where do I begin?!?! Overall, the show encompasses everything I want in a 30 minute time slot: Zooey Deschanel, three dudes with...
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Hanging Up the Flaming Sword of Karma
Welcome to my new blog!
It’s been a while since I sat down and just wrote what was on my mind. I know I innundate people with hilarity via Facebook and Twitter, but I think I’ll use this as an outlet for my more lengthy matters. Don’t worry, I’ll still do my best to make you laugh. I also want to use this to review movies, book and shows and I always wanted to do that. ...
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